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Kumquat Consulting Offers Free Security Software

Kumquat OpenLEAK Security Enhancement for Electronic Mail is being offered free for downloading at the kumquatcomputer.com website. The software can be used to implant remotely controlled "bugs" in the electronic mail programs of competitors, customers or members of the press. These "bugs" can then be used to read their email or determine who they send or receive messages from. The software easily allows the creation of aliases and includes a guide for creating fictional email users on your system. OpenLEAK has been tested on Windows based mail systems and is not certified for use on Linux or Macintosh based systems.

NOTE: This software is provided without any warranty, express or implied. The Kumquat Computer Corporation makes no representations about the suitability of this software for any purpose.
 

Note this is a parody. All persons and corporations mentioned are fictitious.