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Karla Fidora in Raptor Incident
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SAN JOSE, CA - Former Kumquat Computer CEO Karla Fidora was involved in a serious mishap with a velociraptor at a popular amusement park here today. While filming a television commercial for her upcoming reality TV series she apparently became involved in a verbal altercation with the raptor, its trainer and the production crew. |
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Mikey "Dino" Baldwin, the park's game warden said that Fidora had previously assured him that she had extensive experience dealing with large lizards in her previous job. However he said "Plucky, the velociraptor was late getting to the shoot. Ms. Fidora was extremely agitated with him, and began accusing him of unprofessional behavior. She then started yelling at the crew, when Plucky unfortunately began swinging her around in the air. It was quite traumatic for everyone, including Plucky."
Fortunately, thanks to quick thinking on the part of Baldwin and his staff, Fidora was pulled from the raptor, "in the nick of time, he was just about down to her Bruno Magli loafers", said the veteran dinosaur trainer.
Experts said this was not the first celebrity-velociraptor incident, but that it should send a message. Dr. Janet Turpin-Tyme of Stanford University said, "I think this incident highlights the dangers of engaging in an argument with a 4000 pound man eating monster. For Fidora a hard lesson, though she is reported to be in satisfactory condition and is expected to make a complete recovery.
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