Tres Retro
Tapping in directly to the 1970's culture revival craze is the Retro
Multimedia PC Center. The first and only multimedia PC on the market to rip
not only vinyl LPs but also 45 and 78 rpm records as well. A companion 8
track storage module will be available in late 2005. It's a sound and
sight experience though with the deluxe carousel style random access picture
storage unit which supports 35mm imaging media and can display high
definition images without the need for any special monitors. A special
feature allows you to download and print colorful psychedelic posters that
you can tape to the wall next to your PC.
Hot Java
The amazing new Kitchen PC turns offers seamless web surfing and coffee
brewing in a space saving configuration that's available in almond, black
and brushed stainless steel. Everyone in your household can have their
coffee "their way" because the Kitchen PC can programmed to remember the
favorite brewing instructions for up to16 billion family members. Best of
all, the advanced Brewmeister Management Interface can alert you via your
cell phone when the coffee's done anywhere in the world (cellular
messaging services available separately).
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