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The Fidora Legacy

Karla Fidora at Consumer Electronics Show

In every way Karla Fidora's dainty size 7 1/2 foot left a colossal size 24  footprint on the fortunes of the PH Corporation.

She came to Kumquat from the Great American Wire and Cable Company, where she led the divesture of the firm's wire and cable businesses.   She later admitted "that left us with just the Great American Company and no real products. Clearly we should have thought that one through a little more." She then focused on finding Great American a great new name and facilitated its strategic plunge into bankruptcy.

Fidora was then hired to re-invert the Kumquat Corporation, a company known for little more than world class products and happy employees. It was a status quo that worried competitors and Fidora was committed to turning it around. With a twin strategy of abandoning high margin businesses or selling them to competitors; and acquiring struggling companies in low margin industries at exorbitant premiums, she was able to execute one of the great turnarounds in corporate history.

Fidora was a favorite of employees and personally helped tens of thousands of them move onto their dream of early retirement or new careers in the fast food industry.

Almost from the beginning, Fidora was a media star. Soon after joining Kumquat, she was named "nastiest female CEO in America". She took offense to the title, saying " I want to be known as the nastiest CEO in America, period." 

She took a strong interest in extending the internet to the world's underprivileged, believing that even the most remote villages in the Amazon jungles or Sahara desert could house the call centers of tomorrow.

Karla's future? For now she plans to start working on the development of her new TV reality show, which has the working title "The Karla Pit". There are also strong rumors that she could be tapped to be the next US Secretary of the Treasury, where she could put her energy and charisma to work re-architecting the world's economy.

We wish her well!

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